March 2012
Ellen Degeneres for President.
February 2012
When my mom yells at me: →
When I was 5:
When I was 12:
Now:
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Me: I think I reblogged that already.
Tumblr: Maybe you have.
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Me: -clicks reblog-
It's hard to imagine that one day,
I won’t go to school anymore but I’ll be heading to work.
I’ll be living on my own or with friends instead of with my parents.
I won’t have to ask for rides anymore because I can drive where ever I want.
I’ll be waking up to a special someone next to me.
I’ll have kids running around the house.
things i do when i fangirl:
smile until jaw feels like breaking
make seizure-like body movements
make random hand gestures
if alone, scream loudly
if not alone, scream internally
if doesn’t care, scream anyway
run around the house then back
weep
weep but don’t let tears fall
make some ugly noises that are actually supposed to sound happy
hug something
claw something
pull hair
sigh
try saying something but...
when girls are on their period
Girl: Hey can you check for me?
Friend: Yeah walk in front of me.
*looks at butt*
Friend: Nope, you're good.
Band member: Hi .... wait you look familiar, do i know you?
Me: what.
Band member: OH! you're that one girl i follow on my secret tumblr. I only go on your blog like a million times a day. I also see that you are super obsessed with me. I think we should get a cat and name it Rupert. I also see that you love Nutella, so i'll make sure that you have an endless supply. I'll always send you the cutest text messages so you can screen cap them and put them on Tumblr to get tons of notes. We will be the cutest couple in history.
Me:
Band Member:
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Band Member:
Me:
Band Member: Hey...are you breathing?
I just want to go to concerts every single day of...